Okay, here are the obligatory legal notices.

The characters and events of the following films belong to their respective studios, not me, as much as I might love to own them:

• Angel
• Bladerunner
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• The Chronicles of Riddick
• The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury
• Minority Report
• Pitch Black
• Poseidon
• Thelma and Louise
• White Collar Blue

I use these characters and events in fan fiction stories, which are written strictly for entertainment purposes. I receive absolutely no monetary compensation of any kind for these works. It is not my intention to infringe upon the copyrights of the people who actually own these stories.

All original works, as well as new characters, events, prose, and dialogue that occur in my stories, however, do belong to me. Since I'm not getting a cent for any of this, the only compensation I get for my hard work is feedback and recognition. So if you take my work without asking, and present it as your own, I will not be nice to you. At all. Be warned.

That's it for now. I'll add to this as I think of other important points I've forgotten in my scatterbrained way.